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The Future Is Keeping The Children and The iPads In Seperate Cages, Like The Animals They Are

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The Blue Moon Is Fake. You Are Being Deceived

What’s going on with all these Moons? It’s lunacy!

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Corporations Reeling From Huge AI Costs With No Clear Benefits

They're not impressed so far.

NEWS IN QUOTES

“People aren’t just complaining about Google's AI search overhaul, they’re leaving… It’s time to Fire Google.”

— DuckDuckGo’s Twitter

DuckDuckGo Installs Spike as Google Moves to Replace Search With AI

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