Presented by

The Future Is Saving Up To Buy That Giant Robot Hand To Smash All Of My Enemies, Obviously

TOP STORY

The seedy underbelly of the AI industry is really starting to show.

SPONSORED

Here’s What to Do Next.

Costs are rising. Clients are paying slower. Hiring feels riskier than ever.

And every day brings another hit.

The Survival Hub gives you practical, in-the-trenches support to respond:

  • how to cut costs without breaking operations

  • how to stabilize cash flow

  • how to keep leads and clients from slipping

  • how to stay organized when everything feels reactive

Built for leaders navigating uncertainty.

Staying standing isn’t about doing more. It’s about knowing what to do next.

HEADLINES FROM TODAY

Man Engineers Giant Robot Hand to Smash His Enemies

ChatGPT’s “Honest Reaction” to a “Song” Composed Entirely of Gas-Passing Noises Will Make You Question Whether It’s Honestly Evaluating Your Other Brilliant Ideas

Clavicular Rushed to Hospital in Perfect Illustration of Why Looksmaxxing Is a Horrifying Death Cult

NEWS IN QUOTES

I’m appalled at the questionable use of AI in creative classes, and if I were a paying student now, I’d be angry being told to use it in place of struggling through every assignment fully myself.

— An extremely pissed Berklee College of Music alumnus.

Berklee College of Music Students Furious That It’s Offering an AI “Songwriting” Class

Keep Reading